Sadly, I have not been so great about recordings those funny little moments over the past few months. With summer travel and business, I just didn't take the time to write them down. So bummed because I know there were a few good ones on vacation. But I have captured a few moments to share and I have to share them before I forget them!
One day we received a package in the mail that had an item we wanted to surprise Caleb with later. So I hid the package on top of the frig. Somehow Caleb spotted it and we told him it was a surprise for later. When he got the chance, he climbed up and peeked in the box. In his excitement, he told us about the item. Disappointed he had peeked, we warned that he may not get the surprise for a long time now. He was sad he peeked, and for the next couple of days he began tell us this phrase.
Caleb: "My brain is empty now. I emptied my brain. It really is empty."It took us a while to figure out what he meant, but we soon realized that he had emptied his brain so he wouldn't remember the surprise anymore. He brain was empty!
Driving in the car one day.
Caleb: "Mom, someone told me that there is a rule that you have to get married again. And I said that was true."
Mom: "When do I have to get married again?"
Caleb: "If Dad dies you have to marry someone else."
Mom: "No you don't have to remarry. You could choose to.....but I don't think you have to worry about that. And if I died, Dad would not have to marry someone else."
Caleb: "If it was just dad and me, then I would have to go to meetings with him.....(sigh)....I would be so bored!"
One day when daddy was gone on a trip.
Caleb: "Mom, why do we have war? Because people die in wars. (sobbing) I don't want my daddy to die. I would cry every day if my daddy died!"
Broke my heart, and I didn't know what to say at all.
After the first few days of school, Caleb began to tell me about how they were discussing classroom rules. He said that he came up with a great rule to share. His rule was, "No Running." I told him that was a great rule and we should always walk at school.
Caleb: "Yep! I told the teacher no running out of the bathroom naked!"
Mom: "Oh that's just wonderful."
Caleb: "I know why you make me do chores!"
Mom: "Why is that?"
Caleb: "So you can sit around and do Nothing!"
Mom: "Yep! That is exactly why!" (with a great big smile on my face!)
While dad was in Alaska, hunting a Dall Sheep Ram.
Caleb: "Mom, why is dad shooting a ram? Because I am NOT eating that ram! And I don't want a dead body in the house."
Mom: "You will have to ask him that question."
Caleb: "Well I am not eating that thing."
One day after not getting to do what he wanted to do and after spending time alone in his room, Caleb came down the stairs hauling his little pop up tent, a book, pillow pet, and his killer whale. I asked him what he was doing.
Caleb: "I am moving out, because you made me mad." He then took his tent into the back yard.
Later that night, when it was time to clean up, I asked Caleb if we could take his tent inside.
Caleb: "Yes, but if I get upset then I am moving back into my tent."
At least he was willing to runaway to the backyard!